Gas Fart on America

   Every time gas prices start to sky rocket beyond what is reasonably acceptable we are deluged by media explanations of why it is so high.  Recent stories have told us of an oil spill, or refinery disaster, or speculation due to a country that we get zero oil from, being in disarray.  But one thing we never hear about is how oil companies can prosper beyond comprehension during all of these cost raising problems.  WE HAVE BEEN FARTED ON AGAIN AMERICA.  But that's alright, we'll just pay $4 or $5 a gallon and gripe about it.  In other countries, when people are collectively punched in the gut, we hear about gas stations and corporate headquarters being burned to the ground....  I like the smell of farts...don't you?